ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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