sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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