Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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