Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
