Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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