I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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