There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I just had sex on a roof
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's shark week go big or go home
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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