I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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