That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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