Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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