drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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