i always forget guys have bellybuttons
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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