why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
