She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Randomize
