sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm bleeding and have questions
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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