ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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