they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
