My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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