After dating my girlfriend any guy would go to TB get a job and fucking make chipotle just for a hj. talk about sexually deprived right here. Whistler b.c hate my life.
HJs are terrible. If I ever bought a girl Chipotle I'd be disappointed in myself to begin with, and if she gave me a HJ in return for that I'd feel like I was slathered in shame. It's not even real Mexican food, it all tastes the same, and I can find my way around my cock with my hand better than any woman can. She should use her mouth, because I can't. And if she is eating Chipotle I would only objectify her anyway, give her a fake name, fake number, and fake background, and never call her again.
When I was in high school I drunkenly yelled out at a party "I'll suck anyone's dick who takes me to Taco Bell!" Guy took me, I gave him a bj, he was really small, and I lost my appetite. FAIL. Next time ask for the food first.
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