Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I got a message the other day that just said “great titsâ€
A gentleman AND a scholar
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