You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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