"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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