I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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