i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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