i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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