Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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