Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Is it because I queefed?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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