Got a toothbrush?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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