yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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