the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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