it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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