and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
