Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I forget how to act sober
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