is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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