I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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