NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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