You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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