I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
The beer is more important than you right now.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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