So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm too high and old for this...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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