My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
now i know why i became what i already was.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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