ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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