Soap is not a condiment
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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