I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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