Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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