butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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