tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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