fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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