Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
We don't watch enough power rangers
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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