i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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