Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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