We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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