***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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