brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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