wakey wakey hands off snakey
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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