Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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