Dual....:-)
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Randomize
