Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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