Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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