Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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