I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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