I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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